Category: Lawyer Jokes

A mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten million bucks. This bookkeeper happens to be deaf, so the Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: “Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?” The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million dollars is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back: “I don’t know what you are talking about.” The attorney tells the Godfather: “He says he doesn’t know what you’re talking about.” That’s when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it… Read More

Dear Readers, I have given this some thought and realize that, like it or not, people love lawyer jokes. In fact, I love lawyer jokes. So, what better place to read lawyer jokes than on a blog maintained by a lawyer? Anyone who knows me knows that I take what I do very seriously but I also enjoy good humor. I’m starting with several jokes and hope that this will get you started: Please go to the comments section of this posting and add your own lawyer jokes. My only request is to keep it clean. Enjoy! Lowell A Lawyer… Read More